May 2012
36 posts
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
The chances of you dying on the way to get your...
Of the 17k+ words Shakespeare used, over 1700 are...
ohyeahfacts:
Here is a list of some of the words that we use in our daily speech that were brought into usage by Shakespeare:
addiction
bloodstained
cold-blooded
disgraceful
eyeball
to gossip
lackluster
moonbeam
perplex
to swagger
zany
Baby Russia.: My life is so good right now. →
babyrussia:
I hate to be one of those people, but everything is so good at the moment. My job is super fun, even at 3am on night shift when I kind of just want to be in bed. It’s strange living at work for 2 weeks at a time but I couldn’t imagine funner people to do it with. I actually can’t believe my job…
I love seeing posts like these. Friends, do this more often!
April 2012
35 posts
The 13 Most Useless College Majors (As Determined...
cheatsheet:
newsweek:
1. Fine Arts
2. Drama and Theatre Arts
3. Film, Video, and Photographic Arts
4. Commercial Art and Graphic Design
5. Architecture
6. Philosophy and Religious Studies
7. English Literature and Language
8. Journalism
9. Anthropology and Archeology
10. Hospitality Management
11. Music
12. History
13. Political Science and Government
(Ed: Your primary tumblrs...
